A young woman several months pregnant boarded a bus. She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing! She had him arrested. When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was:
When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She first sat under an advertisement, which read, 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'.
I was even more amused when she changed her seat and went to sit under a shaving advertisement, which read, 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'
The case was dismissed.
yeah funny. but Im so not in the mood for jokes today. Hope others will enjoy it.
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Keshi.
That's an oldie, but a goodie as they say... :)
ReplyDeleteDear Keshi,
ReplyDeleteHope you are okay, girl. I do sense that something is bugging you a lot. If it is something you would feel comfortable sharing with me, then please do so.
Can I hug you, Keshi?
Hugggggs.
Cheers!
:)
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LOL if i was the judge..i wuold bust out laughing as well...Oopsy!! thats real funny!
ReplyDeleteHi Dear,
ReplyDeleteOh God.....very funny dear...hey could u send me that pic....Happy Onam dear...Hugs...
Pradeep no thanks...cos I just saw what u wrote in Amy's blog. U have no limit to ur self-righeousness. Im so sorry that I even commented here thinking that u have some humbleness in u somewhere. I was so wrong. Bye!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Dear All,
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed the old joke as much as I did presenting it. Thank you guys. :)
Cheers!
Keshi,
ReplyDeleteDon't know why I have to keep repeating this to you, but nobody said that I am right all the time. Please stop getting so delusional about it.
We have a right to be right, a right to be wrong, and a right to be stupid.
I don't trample over your rights, so don't trample on mine.
In any case, nobody forced you to read my lines. If you don't like what I write, just stop reading.
Good night!
hehe where did you get this joke?!
ReplyDeletePradeep I dun wanna fight with you like u do with others to claim ur right. Just read ur won words in Amy's blog about my comments. Who asked you to pick on my comments in Amy's blog? Why did u do that? Cos U SO WANNA PROVE UR RIGHT!
ReplyDelete**In any case, nobody forced you to read my lines. If you don't like what I write, just stop reading.
Same goes to u. So stop reading my lines in every other blog and picking on them.
It seems that you're the one who's delusional abt ur own words!
Keshi.
Keshi,
ReplyDeleteSorry for refering to your words in Amy's blog. Although I did that in a very positive sense, I assure you it will not happen again.
Bye.
Im not taking ur apology Pradeep cos it doesnt seem like u mean anything u say. U just go and say something to prove u r right and then u twist it to look like the other person is delusional. And thats not fair.
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
anyways dont waste ur breath on me again. Rem u said that I have an ugly mind?
ReplyDeletegoodbye!
Keshi.
Keshi,
ReplyDelete**Rem u said that I have an ugly mind?
I don't know where you got that from, but I have never said that in any blog. I have always respected you. Anyways, you can believe what you want.
I see that you are using this discussion just to level some baseless allegations against me, while you have no objective facts to present. Since this kind of discussion is not productive, I stop it here, and do not encourage future comments on this issue.
Good bye.