Thursday, March 23, 2006

Presence of Mind

John worked in a supermarket. A customer came in and asked John for half a kilogram of butter. The boy told him that they only sold 1 kilogram packets of butter, but the man was persistent. The boy said that he would ask his manager what to do.

John walked into the back room and said, "There's a bloody idiot out there who wants to buy only half a kilogram of butter." As he finished saying this, he turned around to find the customer standing right behind him. John immediately added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half."

The manager finished the deal and later said to John, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and I like it a lot. Which place are you from?"

John replied, "I'm from Mexico, Sir."

"Oh, really? Why did you leave Mexico?" asked the manager.

John replied, "Everyone there is either a prostitute or a soccer player."

"My wife is from Mexico," the manager said.

John immediately replied, "Which team did she play for?"


:))

17 comments:

pandora said...

yeyyyyyyyyyyy me first! packs the gold and runs away !:D

hahaha..kya post thi..mast! that was funny!

Abhishek Upadhyay said...

Hehehe,

Good one buddy...cool post.
Tell me bout you yaar.
Do you have such a good presence of mind?I have heard poets are famous for retorts and repartees.

Awaiting more from you bro.
Regards

Yashita said...

hehehe...good I read ur blog before going to sleep...nice one:)

Keshi said...

clever response :)

Keshi.

passerby55 said...

You think on Your feet = Presence of Mind

I always point at my forehead to tell my kids to use their mind, no matter, they never understood it.

I need to point to the feet.....lol

A cool,good post!

Jewel Rays said...

hahahaha I love this guy JOHN..hahahaha..

And this post..Sure did make me laugh..:)

lolz especially the last part on how he answered the manager..LOL..

"WHICH TEAM DID SHE PLAY FOR?"" hahahaha...

GOOD ONE Pradeep.Brought smiles to my day.And i needed them..:D

PRADEEP K. said...

Hey sis!
Yes u r first indeed! The gold is all yours :)


Dear Abhishek
Thank you.


Hey Yash!
Nice to see you dear. :)
How are you?


Keshiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :)
How are you girl? Yes that was a very clever response. Glad you liked it.


Dear Passerby,
Point to the feet LOL!
Thank you, glad you liked it. :)


Heyyyyy Amyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! :)
Wow... You liked it so much! Glad it brought laughter and cheer to you.

Cheers!

Sunshine said...

Good thinking, nice post.

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

have read this b/f ... good one :)

and read ur previous ones too ... previous 3 to be precise ...

will b adding u to my blog roll this weekend

tc

Diana said...

good one......good presence of mid ...I should say

Cinderella said...

Hey,hillarious post must say.
Came up here via Diana n finding you r so inclined for poetry kinda gave me a high coz I am a lot into poetry and writing.
Nice blog.

Princess said...

humourous one and clever ofcourse.

Nerine said...

very cute.:) hehe

praveen said...

that was good my fren....real witty

Neha said...

smart guy :-)

som said...

Nice one
Many Thanks

PRADEEP K. said...

Sunshine, Diana, Cinderella,
Welcome to the Chasm. Feel free to go around and comment on anything you read. You are always welcome here. :)


aiz, Nerine, Neha, Som
Thank you. Glad you liked it.


Praveen,
Thank you not only for the comment, but also for that something special you did for me. Cheers, girl!